i now know how you feel when you have to walk me home. she ran into a streetlight and into garbage.
Psycho is an understatement. U were running around the house screaming IM UNDER THE IMPERIOUS CURSE
Just found out its our ciliated mucous membrane that traps the molly when we snort it. Biology does relate to life
This show inspires me to have sex in space
I can't figure out how to get this beer bong in my carry on without airport security questioning me as it goes through the x-ray.
I'm stealing this baby.
Well I always support illegal activity but where would you put it?
IT'S SUMMA TIME
ITS SUMMA TIME NOT BE HIGH ALL THE TIME TIME
THEY'RE THE SAME THING
If I had that in my pants Omg I would want a shirt made so everyone knew
He just subscribed to one of my Spotify playlists. The next step is sex.
LISTEN TO ME! GAY. FIREFIGHTER. They are the most rare and precious kind of gay. The kind little gays dream of. It needs to happen.
Yeah I would come and meet you but there's 3 polish girls yelling at a drunk polish guy in the carpark outside. They just dumped a whole pizza over his head and I want to see where this ends...
So, in keeping with the last two years, are we going to watch the new Hobbit movie on acid again? It's kinda starting to feel like a Christmas tradition.
To be honest. I have two poptarts in my jacket pockets. No one knows. I am pro stealth.
Omg the sex was so good my ears popped. Thank god too. Cause then I didn't have to hear him going on and on about his dumbass feelings. It's called a booty call bitch.
Remind me to tell you: When threeways go awry, my MLK weekend story.
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