I just saw a girl wearing a flannel shirt that would make 1992 cringe
jack dropped his pants and said "bet u've never seen a dick this big." which was really sad cuz i had never actually seen one that small...you have like pinch it between ur thumb and pointer finger to give a HJ
know what the best part about malls are? standing on the upper level and boob gazing
Just saw a field sobriety test being administered at 730 am, I now know I do not have a drinking problem
I don't think he realizes it but he was stroking the faucet while he was talking to me.
You have to stop getting hammered and preaching about that mission trip to Haiti.
Were gonna hotbox in the trunk. I think there's room for another half of a person if you're interested
The used rubbers I threw behind her bed all semester must have landed on the baseboard heater. They went up in smoke when she turned on the heat last night.
I JUST FOUND AN INTERNATIONAL POLE DANCING CHAMPIONSHIP IN SPANISH
I think I'm just gonna be a cat and wear slutty black clothes with some eyeliner on my face and pretend my ears got stolen by a drunk guy
It's like some sort of initiation to finger one of them... so I did it. And got high fived afterwards like a dozen times.
Those were right hand only?
He found his first fuckbuddy I'm so proud I feel like making him a card or something
So I'll be starting a scrapbook from all the mugshots of the guys I've slept with
I don't need no damn man when I have the cock-a-nator 2000.
i have a lot of questions about the picture quality/lighting/motion/gravity of the balls...
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