the #6 from wendy's when stoned is definitely better than sex. i dont care what anyone says.
I left when they started reinacting what appeared to be a jerry springer episode
He is like the real live version of the state fair..
my bf wants us to fuck our way into the new year.. how original..
i cant do it anymore.. every time this girl orgasms she sounds like a motorcycle
the more i look through evidence of last night, the less i seem to remember.
The bathroom is trashed. Someone took down all the rings of the shower curtain and Scott threw up on the curtain liner. All the soap and shampoo is in the guest bedroom and the lightbulbs are in a drawer. And there are vom footprints.
And when he pulled me off the bathroom floor, he just looked at the cat litter stuck to my chin and said "oh sweetie" and shook his head. I think my dad's officially given up hope.
he ate me out on his front porch at dawn. i orgasmed when the sun began to rise. most romantic morning booty call ever.
I want to be the sort of person he can respect in the morning once the drugs wear off.
i think the last part kind of negates the first part there
I spent the day drinking wine and meditating. I'm zen as fuck.
I shaved my asshole for you. You WILL fuck me tonight.
She invited us over for cocaine and donuts
was that the third sophomore you've banged this week?
third one in three days
She was blacked out on the couch MASTURBATING and whispering to her boyfriend...who wasn't there. I yelled her name and she didn't even pause.
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