i am making flyers for the homeless letting them know about free chipolte day
SEXX, SEXX, SEXX,SEXX,SEX SEX SEXXXXXXX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEXSEXSEXSEXSEXSEX SEXSEXSEXSEXSEX.\nimagine that to the can can song. also come to my house. theres a dance routine.
The worst thing about him living around the corner is that who ever suggests the booty call is the one that walks over.
All I have done at work today is eat and try to get my coworker to tie me to his bed again
Don't patronize me, I thought of that on peyote, so it was basically like a message from God.
my mom just told me I should hit it and quit apparently she does not like this new girl
I'd probably lick every tooth in Carly Rae Jepson's fucking mouth.
Teen Choice Awards are on if your wondering.
you know that moment when all the alcohol kicks in and suddenly you realize the bar is very loud and you just want to bite someone sexy and ride their face i am kinda at that moment
I just found your ripped underwear on my chandelier. Care to explain?
It was going very smoothly until she noticed my boner of hope.
so you 69ed him in the parking lot of your apartment
yah I won't allow him in my apartment
ITS THE CIIIIIIRCLE OF SLUUUUUUUTS
Not sure, she said after cussing out the dentist they called security. Make that the first person I know 86'ed by a dentist.
you know your booty call is really trying when he offers to pay the toll for the bridge you have to cross to get to his house
You started singing Baby Shark, screamed you have no idea how it goes, then somehow turned the beat into Bohemian Rhapsody
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