he's afraid if he sleeps with me i'll go all lavender brown on him
worst. lesbian. ever. i'm not sure she knows a clit from a pencil eraser.
all ten of us were sitting in his room with the lights off and staring at his colorful moving screensaver for two hours. That high.
btw, i had a dream i drank 260-proof vodka last night. thank god that doesn't exist in real life.
Come downstairs. Moms serving wine for breakfast again.
If she wants to think that freshman 15 means sleeping with 15 guys than so be it I just gotta make sure I'm one of them.
It was a new level of awkwardness and terror. The high schoolers you fuck in the summer should never introduce themselves to your mom and godmother
i just masturbated in footie pajamas. there's no judgement here.
All of the sudden your world had become nothing but the sum of visible dicks. Welcome to life.
You better buy her a motherfucking bunnyrabit to make up for this. And me footsie pajamas for being a cockblock.
You puked on the bar then proceeded to walk out. I told the bartender some girl walked up, puked and left and he gave me a free drink. Hope you got home safe.
Know what's awkward? Having a couple of moving guys watch while you detach the bondage cuffs from your bedframe, that's what.
He's listening to "my heart will go on" by himself in the living and its not even noon. MAKE IT STOP.
In 2014 only three boys have seen my boobs so far
congrats on being the token straight people in our group.
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