i didnt like the question options for my yahoo account..so i made up the question and it was "favorite bathroom to shit in"
All I want to do right now is burp, puke, and fart. In that order.
The only person who has seen my penis more than that girl, is that girl's sister.
Have you ever chased with pilaf before? Because dont.
These eggs taste like chocolate chip cookies. This is the best hangover ever.
btw my roommates send a round of applause to you and that guy you tried to fuck on our wall. Additionally they hope he got it in.
How can I not totally like a guy that told me my boobs were too big for me to be taught how to play golf?
You said you wanted to wrap his dick in a tortilla and make a spicy burrito. Let me just say, most girls don't have this hard of a time getting laid.
That bottle of wine took a part of my soul with it.
The bottle of Jameson may have been a bit aggressive for a Sunday cookout.
Jk probs not coming. Tequila
Yeah, I'm just gonna try to repress that and remember him for his big dick and perfect jawline.
Well I found my neighbors on tinder if you're wondering how my night went
Day one of being single and I've came three times. I can get used to this.
I need dick so bad, I’m dressing sexy for the school pick up line and sports practices to entice a few of the DILFs
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