I'm not really sure actually. until I fell in love with a boy (which was just a few weeks ago) I thought my attraction to men was purely physical.
so you were gay...and then you realized you were EVEN MORE gay
Tried killing a moth in our bathroom. Water everywhere. Don't worry about it.
So he saw that playlist i made with his name as the title. i think he's creeped out that I have 106 songs that remind me of him
eat the baked goods on the counter at your own risk... i made them while i was angry and drunk so they most likely have pubes in them
She wants an explanation of my cousins creepy foot fetish with my god sister. i don't know how I can sum this up in a text.
Who topped off the "random beer mix" beer bong with a pinch of pepper?? All you could taste was busch and pepper...
She danced with a broom while telling me I was "cool as shit" and she "wishes she could take a portion of my big ass and attach it to hers" then she passed out
She twisted her ankle and paid a homeless guy for a piggy back ride home from the bar.
HOLY FUCK I JUST GOT WOKEN UP BY THUNDER!!!!!
I THINK I SHARTED
He keeps texting me videos of fish swimming in his fish tank, so I think it's safe to say he's back on weed.
Any day that has a special name thats capitalized means you need to need to call in sick and get day drunk. That's why they are there.
Yes, I have your ice luge mold. I'll do a prisoner exchange for the beer bong
There is a 97.5% chance that my sketchy roommate is also a hooker.
So when can I meet her?
apparently while i was high i thought that putting a dinosaur temporary tattoo on my inner thigh would keep me from taking my pants off and having sex with him...
...it didn't...
Dog. I woke up between my ex boyfriend witch i'm currently fucking and his bestfriend spooning me in MY bestfriends empty powerless house still really fucked up. No one knows what happend.
Randomize
