Fucking hipsters really piss me off man. They are just such punk as bitches, all of them. Oh, and fuck Ed Hardy too.
Hey, go out with us like you promised. You're younger than us and should be able to handle your coke problem with grace.
highlight from tonight: i hit on her and her mother.
He looks like Spencer from the game Dreamphone
you never know when you'll meet the man of your dreams and bang him in an elevator
I just turned in a 4 page paper spelling absolute as "absolut" every single time. I'm an alcoholic
we were sitting in the bathtub when she came in with her grandpas cane adn beat us until lindsay passed out
The guy in the next stall screamed courtesy flush and then puked. Bless you Vegas
Question: rebounding with your exboyfriend over your rebound guy is healthy right?
If you wake up soonish don't worry. I took your dog to burger king and now we're going to see some nice girls.
I am sending my doctor an XXXMas card thanking him for my tits!
You know, I think I'm going to rock the shit out of this whole mid-twenties thing. Fuck babies and weddings -- I have vodka and young cock.
she came into my car to rip lines with our blow dealer as I was writing my essay on anti drug policy, i call it on site research
Seriously my new passion in life is the girth of his penis
Oh btw, ur tongue should count as a second cock it's that good
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