K got coke dick during a threesome with two strippers. Say no to drugs.
I want to make Jon&Kate babies with him. Not in quantity, but in percentage asian.
so the sex was amazing up until the point where she said "wow, you're even better than your dad!"
and I didnt even know his name until this morning when we were laying in bed and he referred to himself in the 3rd person.
the blizzard started in kansas. im debating driving to a bar now so i can get snowed in there for the game
we were all standing in the kitchen taking shots and we look over at you and your face is in the plate of spaghetti you were eating.
I envy you so much. I get girls who pee on my floor and you get girls who leave in the middle of the night
You don't even know the meaning of faking an orgasm until you sleep with an uncircumcised ginger.
Just crossed the line from casual pregrame to public intoxication. Shotgunning in a bus shelter.
Btw, just wanna point out that you've hooked up with two guys whose birthdays are today. Congratulations, you have a type!
I guess when I black out I feel that it's not inappropriate to grope my gf in front of her parents.... But hey at least I'm starting off 2013 single
how do you expect me to pass the time when I'm too old to be jailbait but too young to legally drink
He kept telling me that it stood for Sex Utility Vehicle
Your amazing boobs made me fall in love with boobs. I never cared about boobs you should be proud
He’s got a big dick and a big ego. This could be fun
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