Kiss
Puke
I'm trashed wearing your mom's snuggie. She says hello.
And now we have yet another reason to never travel to Detroit
I managed to convince my mom that my hickey was a birth mark I have always had. She cried for an hour about being a terrible mother for never noticing it.
Superbowl and Mardi Gras a week apart. World's longest bender here I come.
I got a hennah tattoo of my room number on my arm...I love spring break in Mexico!
We did however see an 87 year old guy die and get resuscitated last night at the bar. He then finished his beer and his game of pool.
BTW I totally understand panda express being popular amongst the highs. I can feel the shrimp being slaughtered in my mouth. It's fantastic.
a pizza costume came into my possession last night. needless to say i showed up to his house wearing only the pizza, shouting "delivery" into his window.
You took photos of my underwear around London the day after! THAT was too soon.
Bring a bathing suit and your good liver.
My good liver is still at the dry cleaners. Will my backup liver suffice?
Maybe
I was hooking up with him and then someone banged on the door and shouted "When you get the chance, will you put the weed on the veranda?"
she's the poster child for how alcoholism can be fun.
i'm eating chex mix in the shower while texting. i feel accomplished.
A world without bacon flavored condoms is not one I want to live in.
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