there's paper in my vomit.
If no ones going to say it, then I will. Vanessa Hudgens boobs are weird looking
a hangover this bad deserves a feeding tube
No, dude. Even Jesus hates Creed.
and then he said he has been waiting since high school to touch my boobs
My 10 year old son gave me a bottle of jameson for fathers day. Did you have something to do with this?
I knew she was going to get knocked up just by looking at her facebook pics
She refered to her bed as the "cockpit"....I understand that this morning.
She said I walked up to the McDonalds counter and ordered just a cup full of pickles then proceeded to offer some to everyone in the place.
officially christened the dorm room by sucking my spilled drink off the floor. tastes like homee
Nuts. Absolutely nuts. she just screamed in my face something about not knowing whats happening and then got tackled by a dude
Instead of sending me a picture of his dick, he sent me a drawing of it on drawsomething. This game is getting out of control.
Props to you. You took the bet seriously. Making out with her for an hour right after she spewed
Just burnt my tongue. Not sure if it will help or hurt giving blow jobs
She dropped the call after she told me she doesn't want to hear about how loud he can scream.
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