If i come over, it means nothing
girl in front of me at starbucks just ordered 7 shots of espresso in her latte. welcome to finals week
I'm heating up a hotdog using a candle.
Pretty sure I saw a dude across the room give this girl the international hand gesture for "I'm going to fist you later", she seemed ok with it.
I did, I'm just saying. Once the drinking starts my nipples are no longer my control.
As a 47 yo who just boned a 22 yo, it was definitely a walk of pride. She is a major feather in my aging cap.
Of course I have to cross through a walk for hunger
I think I need a restraining order. I had 15 "selfies" of him on my camera roll......my phone has a lock code on it.
I didn't know. I guess I really haven't had that much time for drinking lately. I mean, outside drinking at home/work.
Now, one of you come feed me, the other read me my physics book...I'm too hungover for this shit...
Her hookup left his underwear and shorts in the dorm last night... What he was wearing when he left, we may never know.
Can you tell dad to stop liking and sharing porn on FB again?
It's National Whipped Cream Day, prep those nips
He lasted less than 30 sec. in bed and then sent me a friend request on LinkedIn. Wtf.
I cant wait to tell our kids we met because you subscribed to my onlyfans.
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