my mom just found my bong and asked what it was. I told her it was a hookah
and she bought it?!?
yeah...but her friends at work told her hookah was fun and now she wants to smoke it with me...im thinkin yes
She's not depressed. She's just sober. It's like the same thing.
Apparently I added "small children" to my likes on facebook. glad to know that's where my subconscious is at.
I think I'm on the verge of a really slutty period in my life
I don't have enough holes for all these australians
You left a trail of sequins from your dress incase we got lost
Of course drinkings involved. They don't call it alcoholism because we eat too many skittles.
That super awesome moment when the guy who threw up in your bed last night crawls into your roommate's bed the next morning...Naked...She was in it.
I woke up without my clothes on covered up with a towel on the floor because for some reason I took a bath in my clothes at 2am.
She found the planted magnum condom..once she figured it out it was too late.
you licked my face then when I finally got you to the bathroom, mid puke you said you liked the taste of my foundation.....you weren't drunk at all....
All I remember is that I was trying to call my wolf pack by howling.
I think I hear the ice cream truck
I could be going crazy though
NO IT IS THE ICE CREAM TRUCK IT'S ALMOST AT YOUR STOP
You're an adult now and it's your vagina. You should do what it or you wants.
the yoga instructor with the "dirt" and "roots" tattoos is seriously mother nature. i get my period after ever session i have with her. i'm trippin' balls over it.
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