East Village: Only place you can play pac man while eating a pineapple hotdog, go to the bar next door and see a graphic blowjob on every tv
i'm sending her a home depot gift card for the hole i put in her wall. call it good?
A disheveled girl in front of me just looked down, shrieked, and yelled to the girl next to her "what is this" while pointing at two large white stains near the crotch of her black jeans. I love that Thursdays are weekends, it makes awesome Friday mornings
so i used to love airports for the escalators... now its the bars... then the escalators after the bars
maybe i'll make good life choices and keep my legs closed. periodically txt me friday and saturday night saying "baby carrot round 2" that should stop me.
I got kicked out of a mexican restaurant last night for being too drunk. This is getting dangerously close to rock bottom
i think my love is proven by the fact that i still want to have sex with you after this conversation
Me and Phil are just drawing pictures of thumbs in different costumes during lecture. I love being a senior.
The TA leading my study session just said "now get outta here. I need to get drunk before class"
I swear some just paged for more cock rings over the intercom.
I snuck out of his room and his roommate stopped me to tell me there was a condom stuck to my back
You are the epitome of what awesome would taste like.
i think im in europe. pls send help
Dude, I got drunk and sexted his little sister by accident
You wouldn't put pants on to see my parents.
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