let's have our labels/stereotypes/careers for each kid by next week.
oh how i love working at summer camp.
eating mexican with the mother in law. this meal made her decide to tell us about her colon cleansing diet
Needless to say Beer Gardens severly frowns upon playing flip cups with real glasses.
He told me he was a psychology major, and I responded by asking him where he hid his vagina.
So the next three days will be henceforth known as the 'celebration of the end of the most irresponsible years of my life' be prepared to wake up naked in a ditch.
you're the one asking for my vibrator at 4 in the morning so reconsider your life
Something about Sunday night screams phone sex
I was angry that a college kid had a new Audi
so I peed on it
There's so much mac and cheese stuck to my foot right now
You're too drunk for my bullshit, and i'm too sober to put up with yours. I have no idea how you expect to find middle ground here.
i just took a huge shit in old main. i think my college bucketlist is finished.
Ugh I don't want to adult today. I need like a dozen more coffees. Or cookies. They're interchangeable.
I'm in love. Her name is Jamie. She's beautiful. She punched me in the face.
& I came downstairs to find my whole family discussing the fact that I have a vibrator, which my mom found accidentally....
So I just accidentally joined a bar crawl and got a free shotski of Jameson. I love life.
Randomize
