i know he has to tuck it when he gets excited in public and all, but now he is just starting to show off.
Got bored today and made list of places in apt I want to have sex. One includes opening and coming out the window.
If I die, please delete the word file entitled "Rainy Day"
I just saw what sperm look like swimming around. I'm not happy with what you've put in my stomach.
You need to get here now. A drunk girl just stumbled into our apartment. shes laying on the floor by our door.
Just did lines off a tackle box. Love Montana.
I wonder if she thought to herself "I'm gonna sleep with that guy tonight" when she watched me puke on the bar at 3 in the afternoon?
What type of outfit says "I know you slept with my boyfriend before and are also way skinnier than me, but I look better...somehow"
Don't ever tell me I'm a bad friend. I woke up at 7 this morning to drive your mistake home because you wouldn't get up.
Oh and jess is gonna pee in our guest bedroom to mark her territory.
i have an important question...can you drink in jail?
Okay I shall begin. Thank you Swedish chef
Hurrfy smmurdshy burrfst!
That is the exact response I was looking for.
Dude, you flipped off a cat from my balcony and yelled at it to get a house
You cant use biscuit as a chaser
Jesus tap dancing Christ rock out with your cock out is supposed to be just an expression. And even if it weren't no one wants pics bro.
please tell dad to clear the porn off his tablet before he lends it to anyone from now on
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