How do i ask the guy i made out with for 4 hours if he is gay? He keeps telling me i'm so adorable and that he had a ''blasty''
pretty sure mid blowjob I told him I needed to call you and ask you if this was whore-ish. He hid my phone from me.
is it wrong that i plan on stealing a few pipecleaners from my preschool classroom to clean my bowl?
after you took your Demerol you started flying around and talking like the robot ship on the movie Stealth. then you licked my iPhone and declared the mission a success.
dude last night I threw my weed into my back yard. there is now a foot of snow. after an hour I found my weed. if I put that effort into school, i'd have a 4.0.
We hadn't had sex in so long that I started queefing and then I couldn't stop giggling... I think he's mad.
it's like her boobs came off with her bra
Let me start this apology by saying you were the finest piece of ass I ever had.
on the way to the hospital you kept asking if we could stop at the bar first. then you proceeded to puke out the window
I yelled out look at all those hickeys. And then gave her boyfriend a high five
Its not chugging if its just one gulp
He's taking me to Tao. This is going to be so weird. How do you go on a first date with a guy that has seen you naked more times than clothed?
Do you think I'm short enough to dress up in a ghost costume and go trick or treating and have people believe that I'm actually a child?
How does one take the "you're the best sex I've ever had but I'm marrying someone that's sub-par in the sack" mind fuck?
I pity the fool.
Thanks Mr T.
Did you really think putting a napkin over your head would make you giving him a bj less obvious?
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