glad you had fun, i did too. am rubbing aloe on my butt now.
booty call
i swear to god if you come over i will kick you in the pussy.
we should start having sex in the shower. less clean up.
Soo I have a handle of 100 proof captain, cupcakes, and nothing to get up for in the morning.. This blizzard is shaping up to be a great night.
just heard this guy tell a story about how he got boat head. i want his life
K. On the way. I need a drink.
Like a drink drink or like water?
Have we met?
he/she has shaved legs and makeup on. but a spare tire stomach, high socks with high heels...a wig and glasses. and still talked like a man. it was a nightmare scenario
Let's have sex soon. Just us!! Its sad that I have to specify.
I made her a sippy cup with eggnog and whiskey. My meditation app told me to go the extra mile for someone today, so I did.
New low. I just threw up in the shower at 4pm. Nothing like leaving behind my 20s with class.
Just masturbating and watching Sports Center...is this what it's like to be a guy?!
so I think we need to change lawn care services...the guy woke me up by the pool while I was naked...told me he already picked up all the beer cans for us and gave me his number for the next time we party...
i just got carded for condoms. wtf.....this is new. isnt safe sex a good thing?
we've talked on the toilet we're linked now
She woke up, peed in the sink and then passed out again, it's only 2 in the afternoon
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