oh posh. I need a real boy. To fill my void. This guy has potential. He is a Republican.
***** and i were talking about Republicans today. They are usually the champs of mediocrity but we decided mediocrity is underrated.
FUCK TREES I CLIMB BUOYS MOTHERFUCKER
STOP listening to that song
Ok Hollywood, I get it. Megan Fox is hot. Now she is in a movie where she is so hot that dudes just fucking die. Great.
As gay men are we obligated to learn the Single Ladies dance.
After you took the handle off the bathroom door I had to coach the Scottish guy sitting on the toilet, throwing up in his own lap, how to put his pants back on. Yes, I think he won the drinking game.
Thats why you have fulfilling relationships with nice girls and i have kinky sex with crazies
there COULD be a gas leak in our house... proceeding to smoke with extreme caution...
You are the tramp this city needs, but not the one it deserves.
Just walked into your room to get my clothes and he's still passed out in your bed. Remind me to high five you when you get home
We can't stop being roommates, you do such a good job of holding my hair back when I puke. I don't wanna buy hair elastics.
He yelled "CARLI LLOYD" and then kicked the cake off the table. Soccer is making monsters out of us.
I just unmatched him. If your Thirsty Thursday only consists on the gym then I am not the woman for you ✌🏻️
Do you know this guy sitting in front of us? Asking for my vagina.
He's on the porch naked. Help.
We left Waffle House and he took off running five miles down the road saying we were "training for the Olympics." And I mean, I couldn't leave him out there like that...
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