Don't go all Obama on me. George Bush this decision and just do it. Thinking's for the morning after
and in the morning, while we were eating breakfast, she was all " i think someone sneezed into my shirt..." she'll never know.
six shots in, he is hammered and doing stretches before each shot
headbutted the bartender, tried to bite the bouncer, and pissed on a cops shoes. and i still got laid. god, it's good to be home
She came to college a virgin and left on court order. We ruined her.
Jumped in the kebab van and said he was Ultimate MasterChef. Incurred wrath of six angry Turks. I got free chips.
let's just pour the lemonade mix into the soco. cut out the middle man.
She's still too new to the group to be comfortable with us just sitting down as a group and watching porn on the tv.
Yeah I remember I tried to close her head in the freezer last night
I came in your room, you looked at me and said "I fucked up" and then some kid showed up and took you to the hospital
He was uncircumcised
It was like inception. A penis within a penis within a penis
I'm sorry I peed on your everything.
Tomorrow may or may not be a problem cause i'll be wonder woman for a halloween party aka i'll be fucked up & try & jump off of shit thinking i can fly
Is it bad that I've been making new friends through your vagina networking? I don't think so
He's petting your head, we need to leave now.
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