Your brother just successfully got half the bar mostly naked
I feel like my nuva ring should have a vibrating switch.
Today in class was pretty awsome. I dont feel like i have to throw up and im actually paying attention. This is a first for friday
The only good thing about trampolines when you're fucked up is the gushing blood really cleans all the bad coke out of your nose.
I'm drinking rum and coke straight from the 2 liter bottle.
there is laundry and salad ALL OVER my car, i need context
My number one goal in life is to find out who can fill a keg with Popov
his teacher called to say he gave a girl on the playground a rock to touch his penis. proudest moment of my fatherhood
I have got to stop taking so many uppers and downers simultaneously. My life is a Dali painting.
Yay! Also. When you're coming down eat waffles and touch yourself. You won't regret it.
My skirt was too short for the church and I brought my flask to the Scrooge play. God bless us, everyone!
She has no problem going ass to mouth, but won't eat the pizza crust. I don't get it.
So, i might have left my morals back in 2011.
She was doing drunken zumba and screaming "FUCK YOU I HAVE MY OWN STYLE!" at the TV
My life is far to together for someone who's such a hot mess inside
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