How fat would you say she has to be before I can consider this a threesome
All I can tell you is you will need a rain slicker for tonight's festivities. Any clothes underneath would be highly frowned upon as well.
Well he's in a two year college so technically hes a senior. At least can we just pretend I'm not robbing the cradle.
i have a surprise for you that looks bigger since I found my body hair trimmer
I feel like a squirrel prepping for the winter on dollar beer nights.
Girl we've come a long way since our first Brazilian wax
Idk. I was speaking metaphorically. Go for it. As one of your bad decisions, I feel confident in saying you've done worse.
My tits, and hanging out behind a hotel eating pizza.
You put your finger on my lips and told me 'the butt is nature's pocket'.
I don't remember that at all, but I stand by what I said
Btw...refried beans is a terrible thing to throw up.
The comfort of this onesie is keeping me single
I just masterbated to the Lets Get Ready To Rumble theme
i woke up with blood and cuts on my face and i don't remember anything after winning four games of beer pong in a row last night. and i'm still drunk.
you are a true champion. bear my children.
you asked me how to turn on the ladder
Okay so my roommate deals some drugs so whenever he leaves we can hook up, be ready
I didn't know I was the on call booty call damn
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