So I'm banging this nun...
Isn't that how all good stories start? I like it already...
so basically i'm the" little sister", he's the "big brother" and we just fucked
i dont care that its taken 20 hrs to pee without hurting, BEST HATE SEX EVER.
he borrowed my computer and saw his name in my recent google searches. Things got awkward real fast.
Nothing makes my dick softer than hot girls in rain boots.
I only have two playlists on my iPod. One for when im getting drunk, one for when I'm getting high. Is this something to be worried about?
how did the keg end up in the top bunk?
I dont know how to say this. But the hottest girl where im at has one arm.
but then the words kidney pain and possible testicle shrinkage kept ringing in my head
Just a heads up, the coffee pot is filled with Jager.
We told you to go get more fire wood and you came running back with a log that was on fire, not drunk at all.
You threw up in a empty pizza box at Pizza Hut and opened the door with your face. So that maybe why it's bruised.
No, I'm not a weirdo, I keep bondage straps under my matress like a normal person, not a diary.
The text I got from my boyfriend this morning: "babe, I'm not mad because I know you were drunk, but you kissed 3 guys last night and I wasn't one of them".
I saw some guy masturbating in the Burger King parking lot and I’m just fucking done
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