Picture Ja Rule and 50 Cent having a sexy full grown love child son...He's on my bus right now, wearing an outside jacket with no shirt underneath. My fashion sense and libido are fighting it out.I'll keep you posted on who wins.
You stood up and started yelling"Free blow jobs!" because you thought people would like you more.
I woke up and peed for 26 seconds this morning. 26 seconds!
Party in the USA is so catchy!
Yea, so is AIDS.
this whole healthcare thing got me thinking.. without knowing it my parents are now going to be paying for my dealer to be able to live..
Using that mug my little cousin painted for me as an ashtray for my weed...at least next time he asks me if I'm using it I can say yes
I'm like the Mother Theresa of booty calls.
They were taking shots out of the caps of perfume bottles. This is too much for me.
I am lonely and I want to touch your beard
I LOVE YOU SO MUCH I'M ON A WILD DICK CHASE FOR YOU. How many lesbians do YOU know that would do that? HOW MANY????
Had to immediately delete the Bevmo email because I can't even look at an email about alcohol right now.
You might have been able to redeem yourself had you not referred to grandma as "this bitch".
That explains the hand print on my face. That old lady knows how to throw a punch.
I never forget a pussy, even blackout me gives me that memory.
Why does everyone always assume I'm fucking their boyfriends?
You are fucking her boyfriend.
Fuck the walk of shame. I make this shit glorious.
The fact that you arent wearing shoes probably just adds to the classiness
Condom wrapper stuck to my shirt ups the anty
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