Nevermine. I'm just going to tell you on Myspace with a glitter graphic.
and when i screamed you came in my eye, i found out that everyone else in the room had only pretneded to be sleeping
Wow. Thanks for becoming another fan of something on Facebook. You make me want to gouge my eyes out.
Even when three police cars surrounded us you kept telling us not to worry because 'only good things can happen'.
I'm scared at the amount of beastiality in this conversation.
using the campers leftover pizza money at the bar. Definition of great counselors right here.
His rebound girl is half his size, looks like a leprechaun, is majoring in theater studies and has arms like Rosie O'donnell. Do I win?
we're like Indians of the 21st century. trading not for food and survival but personal gain and by trouble you mean getting daytime drunk and going to the roller ring then yes.
New discovery: pineapple flavored vodka. Life made, liver in jeopardy. Graduation t-minus 50 minutes.
She wouldn't put out on the first date. I think my boner put a hole in my mattress.
I need to stop ravaging the freshman dorm like a virginity-snatching dragon.
Let me be the vehicle for you to live out your slutty half-gay dreams.
I like to be the stable force in your otherwise chaotic existence.
I did just chug a pint glass of wine during a solid round of masterbation, so I believe I am ready for bingo.
woke up between a girl's legs. make your own conclusion.
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