I don't think requesting him as a BBM contact is proper protocol following vomming in his bed.
Hey they cleaned all the blood out of the elevator. Also could you pick up some nachos?
You Were screaming "Im trying to get it in" and "stop cock blocking" while i threw you in the car
what is the protocol for being hungover enough to vomit in a potted plant during my botany lecture?
Me too it's so nice. Debated studying out there but woulda been 90% babe-watching 5% flexing 3% studying and 2% talkin my boners down.
Woke up this morning buried in a mountain of chex mix and bubble wrap. We must have been doing something great last night
My reasons for going are selfish. She just opened her own law firm. I figure having a lawyer as a friend is a good idea. Nothing in my life suggests I won't need a lawyer again.
There is not enough soap in the world to make me feel clean after last night. Im gonna need jesus for this one
I have a cracked rib, no way in hell I'm bottoming for him tonight!
Is it OK to disqualify a potential therapist if she lists 50 Shades of Gray as her favorite book? Or is that a good thing?
I walked into the living room this morning and he was there with 3 shots in a row. He said it was "tea time."
was his pinky out?
New rule. If he's too busy to put the "H" in "what" then I'm too busy to put his D in me.
When you wake up and wonder why your bleeding and it feels like you jumped into a ceiling fan, dont worry. Ill explain it all when I wake up.
I had to explain to the doctor why I'm peeing blood. He still didn't believe a girl would have that much sex... You could feel the judgement forming in the room when I went into the details...
Damn, well a girls gotta get laid too
Haha word. Sure I can do that. Help me find which bar has my pants and you'll get free tacos all week
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