Is it bad that when my prof gave examples of "stalking" behavior, I either have done or would do most of them?
we usually just have an Easter beer hunt and never end up at church anyways
I've been drunk so often this summer being sober is exciting
Please find an outlet that isn't stripping or getting drunk and arrested
Used a cardboard box as a pillow and a towel as a blanket. Its like the great depression over here
I'm sick of being the only unemployed member of the group. Doing things alone isn't partying. Its sad.
I'm. Arresyed bur sierra ue obbe of mt vet friends. I hope we can tyajk ane gwt ob the same page. Ur aweaome ttyl.
is it bad that my walk of shame involves the church shuttle?
I have to stop envisioning penises as dragons.
Shit. I'm suppose to call the bank but I'm too high to talk numbers.
Miscalculate d the jungle juice, it's actually 10%. Can't taste the diff anyway but my stomcha is warm. Come play pongm.
I'm not sure... How do you tell someone who was so smashed they couldn't remember shoving their dick into the fireplace that their mother actually witnessed the whole thing?
I woke up with a cutting board and a bag of uncooked pasta next to me.
Night one million where I have madri gra beads around my neck and no justifiable reason for where they came from
I had fresh baked oatmeal cookies, tacos AND was on deck to give a stellar blow job. You'd think that'd be a win/win/win situation.
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