I have discovered something important. The trick to making food taste better is not always 'more hot sauce'.
meet me or not, i'm out of control
his dog just threw up on me too. its like im a throwup magnet to that family.
we'll go far in life on tits alone.
We're too lazy too send a pic of out balls. Just assume this is a pic of our balls and respond accordingly.
so i may have indirectly taught my 13 year old campers how to give blowjobs.
i want us to warm up up with us making out while i lay you down touching and feeling all the spots you know are going to get you warmed up. im gonna move down your body kissing every inch as i move down past your panty line ;)
Did you watch the carolina game tonight?
I felt like in order for him to make it to mordor and destroy the ring, he'd have to make sweet sweet love to me in some form of hut or cave.
So it's safe to say that it's all down hill from here
Do you mean easy livin or downward spiral of alcoholism and disappointment
I'm sending midget strippers dressed as bull fighters with mini bottles of 1800 to your house. Already made the call. Jer is going halves on it. Can't be stopped! Won't be stopped!
After you puked in the bathtub you claimed you were never eating quesadillas again and you never even ate a quesadilla
Apparently I was having great conversation with this 48 year old on grindr & he was concerned as to how I was getting home.
Hi darlin, what are you doing tonight?
.... Things I will not be proud of
Drunk. Come get me. Out front blue shirt.
Where are you? And you borrowed my shirt. I know what you're wearing. How wasted are you?
Hotel
WHICH HOTEL??
The only thing good about being back at work is the lunch time hand jobs from the MILF
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