To think... Somewhere, too drunk by buckcherry is someone's theme song
i have one question about last night
if this is about your fridge being filled with hotdogs, sour cream, and PB&J open-faced sandwiches, i can explain
On my way home I stopped at target and bought beer and galoshes. I am a planner.
Why are you always at the walk in clinic, Lady Chlamydia?
You're not allowed to make that my permanent nickname.
Lets just say I chased with a burrito.
Made myself shower before I'd masturbate. I probably should have wined and dined myself too, but that's pushing it too far.
He may only be 25% black, but after that sexual experience I am 100% never going back.
Just talked to Laura, confirming that is my bra. Hope it goes well with the rest of your wall decorations.
Btw... when someone is licking your balls, "yeah... that's not the worst thing in the world" is not an appropriate compliment/thank you.
Remember that time i gave you head on MY birthday and you made me stop so you could watch the rhino part in 300
I'm just gonna use that pot butter as dip for chips. That's fat, American AND stoner!
I feel like that's something that he should've asked me over dinner..... instead of with his hand down my pants? maybe not
My life is literally the worst. I was just laughing so hard at how hot they looked feeding each other the brownies and then I was like DON'T CRY
Is it normal for a guy to send you a dick pic along with “He misses you”
He passed out while I was riding him but stayed hard long enough for me to orgasm. He definitely earned the blow job I’m going to wake him up with in the morning!
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