That arnold schwarzeneger picture looks strikingly similar to paul
Not half as good looking as paul
I'd say paul has bigger bicep peaks, but who am I to judge
It took us hanging out like four times to kiss. Id like to fuck you before I'm 30
He's really hot. I think he's gonna be my reason to shave this winter.
some gay kid said he wanted to blow him because "his eyebrows told a story"
If it was designed to hold water, it was designer to hold wine
I feel like everytime I call him he's either fucking or getting into trouble. It's really disturbing that he presses the answer button and then proceeds to fuck her harder.
I wish dancing around my house in my bra and underwear to Love Shack whilst eating strawberry cake batter was an acceptable form of exercise.
I found out he put two potatoes in a jar because he wants to make his own vodka.
Apparently we don't communicate very well unless we're drunk and/or naked
my confident boosted when he told me that it was I who started making out with him. ME. NOT HIM.
I AM SHOCKED AND PROUD OF MYSELF
Sooooooo, maybe just fucked on a motorcycle.
We are the rockettes of vaginal bleeding
He wants me to fart in his mouth and is offering me SOOOO much coke. I'm stuck between a rock and a hard place. GIVE ME ADVICE.
Thinking and hoping ice cream is the answer to my problems
FYI - Don’t go in the downstairs bathroom. Ryan is passed out naked on the floor with a raging hard on.
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