do all gilrs hav hair on thier vagaina ?
Don't drive home.
The only reason you're wearing underwear tonight is cause you have a family dinner before
That bad?
Full length cargo pants, running shoes, and a partial unibrow. Alcohol really is blinding.
being alone eating nachos and drinking from a giant munchen beermug really isnt that sad
there is a time and a place for ass-grabbing and that was not it.
Had to crawl to the kitchen this morning cuz I was too hung over but really wanted fruity pebbles. yes. I ate fruity pebbles on the kitchen floor.
marshmallow pipe was a success. so was melon pipe. come try it
He broke hus nose arm jousting with the traffic cones... We need to make head shots illegal or get helmets or something
This tiny Canadian guy just tipped me $20, a piece of gum, and a joint. I wasn't working. He literally tipped me for talking to him.
We did hand stand push-ups while beer bonging. Its now a thing
My dick has a subreddit
I feel like I may be the only person who can say they crutched their walk of shame. past the secret service.
you told me you wanted to be a soccer mom with a high tolerance then you put the bottle to your face
I just wanna fuck your brother. Sorry if thats a crime.
my downstairs neighbor came by to say he’s having a huge loud party tomorrow, handed me a toblerone bar, and said thank you in advance for your understanding
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