She went from zero to smokin in five shots
She wanted to fuck you. You threw up on her. Congrats.
speaking of unleashing monsters, we need to get condoms
I cant help but queef when the male extremity enters
What is a male extremity?
i didnt realize it was that long since you've had sex
My three rules on what I'm wearing tonight. Something short, something see through, and something i had sex in.
I miss your penis. I'm telling you this as a friend, like its just a really great penis. You should be proud of it.
I actually didn't mind her sub-par blowjob skills.. It took me back to a time when skipping class was noticed, and my liver didn't look like a worn out shoe
Just from watching vine I come to conclusion that all pornstars are dog hoarders.
I think your husband is breaking up with me...
Oh, and let me go get some popcorn, watching you make your own decisions should be quite the shitshow.
he told me that he only likes small dogs. I should have known he was going to end up being little bitch.
I wanna riverboat gamble on your vaginal waters. Just sayin
Its 7am I'm awake still drunk, there is food, random clothing and road cone in my room. I can't decide if this is a failure or a success???
I woke up in the middle of the night with my dick out and my electric blanket on high. It's like she wanted a hot dog.
Haha! I swear, it's like I'm talking to Buddha with a slutty agenda. You are so full of wisdom.
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