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btw ... thanks for not giving me up as the craigslist killer
i owe you one
thanks for snagging those panties for me
This concert is like a reunion of all my bad sex.
tried to be sexy and unbutton his shirt with my teeth. ended up slobbering all over it. thank god he was already passed out
pretty sure i had my hand down BOTH their pants at the same time at some point...
Random girl at this party just gave me a lap dance in a la-Z-boy. Night significantly improved.
he handed me my panties in front of my date. turns out he wasn't that mad.
Im drinking in homer but I guess Egan got arrestest on an "assault by water ballon" charge but tom actually threw the water balloon in question at the bartender.
I just wanted to share with you that my life has come to naked arts and crafts, to fix my flask, with a rum and coke in my hand... Good luck on your exam
Im going to hell in a hand basket. With a ribbon tied to my head. I'll be like a puppy for the devil.
If he can forgive your lousy blowjobs, you can ignore his terrible driving.
Please make sure you have solid number of friends around you that wouldn't be afraid to break a bottle and stab someone. If you're planning on drinking all of that, you're going to need a safety net.
I know I say this every year but 2015 will be the year I finally have sex with David's sister
He ate me out in the passenger seat of his Range Rover in a Tim Hortons parking lot. I could hear “oh canada” on the radio from a nearby school as I came. Most patriotic orgasm ever!
Pretty sure he proposed because my house is awesome. His ass is a ten and he's offering to pay more than half the bills... How expensive is a divorce really? I mean I could probably put up with him for three or four years but a lifetime is a big ask.
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