Do you think Capital One would let me put the Tub Girl picture on my Capital One card?
Beat you to it.
Last night Brynn convinced every person at the party wearing glasses that they stole hers, and she woke up with 8 pairs of prescription glasses in her bag.
Even though he is humpbacked he is really good in bed.
What's the most polite way to ask if you puked in my vase?
just remind me when i get fired soon that august is the month i started pregaming work
he told me he's been faithful to his girlfriend and is gonna try to stay that way. challenge accepted.
They sext over her pic comments. Role playing as wolves.
he peed on his own floor last night after we left the bar. pretty much sums up how i feel about the evening
It just wouldn't be valentines day if i didn't invite 90% of the guys i've slept with to go to the strip club with me
somebody went from crying while watching Full House, to a full on emotional raging bull...I love this time of the month
He won't have sex to beyonce. I hate him.
a large sweaty girl i dont know is sleeping in my bed. A scotish man and a small child looking dude are on the couches im on the floor sleeping and im ok with it
oh so have I but I'd still suck a dick or 20 in the name of freedom.
First day in a very long time I've done more pushups than bong rips
Look, all I'm saying is that you're going to be a great Vodka Mom.
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