dude, your ex-bf is on match.com
details on that.
well, his profile doesn't say anything about herpes.
They just gave us root beer floats. I guess I won't quit my job today.
So, I just sold my textbook to have money for Plan B.
Mark my words im gonna be the drunkest groomsman outta spite for him having his wedding on a gameday
I need to start giving them away because owning 20 dildos is never going to get me a boyfriend.
Throwing up out both ends. This is not how I pictured adulthood.
I'm pretty sure I got a cavity today due to how many times I've puked hungover at work.
I just want to fall into a pit of xannies and eat my way out.
He actually just looked up and said I'm gonna cum in my pants. and he did. no shame.
Out of everyone here, the sober one caught the cat on fire.
Our DD has become famous. Strippers are asking to be handcuffed to him.
well, mom whipped her new boobs out at the dining room table. So yeah you could say we had a pretty casual thanksgiving
You really need to not quote Anchorman while I'm giving you a serious blowjob.
You probably shouldn't do that...but if you do take pictures
And on the 323rd day without sex, God finally said let there be light...or love?
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