babies were throwing up all over the place
She made Precious look like a solid 6.5.
Why is everyone in the bowling alley looking at me like i'm a prostitute just because I have bunny ears on?
And the best part is I don't remember putting the condom in my pocket! Angels officially exist
He's in the hospital yelling at his brother to at least have stuck something "normal" up his ass.
Again?
please come upstairs a drunk asian is lying down n the middle of my room and i don't know him
So yeah never trust sex tips from yahoo answers
All in all only spent $2 at the bar ln... Fucking love having a vagina
Based on the grey fur I pulled from my teeth, I think her vagina has mice.
But break dance skills will only take you so far
I think it really helped to be hungover at accepted students day. it gave me a good feel for how it would be everyday if I go there.
So which one of you fuckers changed my backgrounds while I was passed out to me holding a chicken like the statue of liberty?
So he cheated on his gf again. For the third time. Second time with me. HE CRIED WHILE DRIVING ME HOME BECAUSE HE CHEATED ON HER. And I laughed the entire way. Good god I'm an asshole.
My ex just brought my grandpa weed. Not sure how I feel about this.
You kept apologizing to your car for talking behind its back
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