He saved me in his phone as Easy Jen. Should I be offended?
I wouldn't worry about it. He has me as "Sex Puppet."
I unwillingly was the ball between four hungry hippos last night. I thought the one chick was actually going to eat me
almost passed out on the way to class today.. laid down in a construction site. bad idea
It's very clear that i'm the girl sweating out four lokos at 2 in the afternoon at the gym
So I love how we keep introducing our friends to sex toys. It's like pay it forward vibrator edition.
if you need to find her look her up on www.imastupidslut.org
.org?
yeah. they're non profit. helps them sleep at night.
i hope youre ready for a shit show because we just ordered a whole pitcher of red headed sluts
I blacked in at 6:30am on the last stop on the train with a random fedora on? And I'm pretty sure I rode in a limo last night while eating pizza
I fingered myself to realization that I don't need birth control if there is never a guy.
Did we seriously just get into a fist fight over kit kats?
The way I kissed her was actually pretty charming and then it devolved to car sex
I would just like to point out that a bandaid led to sex. The lesson here is always have a bandaid in your wallet.
so i realized that he's only my physical relationship and beer is my emotional relationship...
Vagina status: the swelling is going down.
I've been trying to fall asleep with ice packs covering my vagina for the last hour... Sorry for being vulgar. I'm going to kill myself.
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