yo I sort of want to fuck rachel maddow. but I'm not a lesbian. actually I reaally want to so maybe I am a lesbian. at least on weekdays at 9.
you kept calling numbers in ur phone book and saying, "I love your show, I'm a long time listener, first time caller."
He kept referring to his penis a his "love gun"
there were like 150 questions AFTER the application. you'd think for a store that has dick molding kits it'd be a joke
when we got back we had sex. but it wasnt til the morning that i figured out her leg was broken
why is it ever time u get laid i end up having to clean something twice? you have no idea how hard it is to wash smugged ass cheeks off the counter
there not mine if that helps
CONGRATULATIONS! You have won: pictures of my nipples!
My booty call just moved 2 min from my house
This has pregnancy written all over it
Probably TMI here but I just rubbed one out while listening to thunderstruck, almost ripped my dick off.
Should I be scared that after we hooked up she took antibiotics with Sailor Jerry's?!
Serious question: does drunken cyber sex with a stranger on omegle count as cheating???
When you're trying to sneak from the bathroom to your room with dildo, but it glows in the dark and suddenly your entire life is illuminated in the shape of dick
He told me that he's proud of our abnormalcy as a couple. I think it's the most romantic thing he's ever said.
whered you go
woke up in a ditch, shat infront of a little league game, slept in her stairway...i need to come here more often
I know he’s married, but he’s still a guy with balls and a dick. He noticed my cleavage and stared at my ass. He’ll call.
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