And no, shaving doesn't make it look bigger, either
my brother is a facebook fan of two things: God, and Rhianna. if he's not a prime example of the rare "baptist closeted gay," i don't know who is.
I wish you got a notification every time someone masturbated to a Facebook picture of you...
shes still asleep dad put a lobster in her bathroom
There was a gorilla playing an accordion outside of my last final. I miss college already.
I don't know what I should tell you tell you. I don't want to encourage you to dye my dog.
I've never heard of anyone celebrating the holidays with a fuck buddies family before.
....I'll be expecting my trophy when I return.
okay just a general question, but if i got arrested, who here would bail me out. this is important.
This tiny cat is tiny breathing with her tiny lungs and im having a tiny freak out. Like those lungs have to be super tiny.
fuck that its my house. if i want to take 1 bite out of the chicken & leave the rest i fucking will. suck my dick
Gotta wait until my full time offer is confirmed before I try to fuck the mid level manager
fuck you I'm eating salad I can't be drunk.
I never said it was inaccurate, I said I hate you.
I COULD CUT A FUCKING DIAMOND WITH MY RIGHT NIPPLE RIGHT NOW HOLY FUCK
Hey, um, after thinking about it, I decided I really don't want to use applying olive oil to your ass for your fissure as part of foreplay because... well... really? Just read that again.
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