forecast for tonight- shitshow with a chance of tbell
my version of bright and sunny.
I think you should know he took my pants (buttons and zippers included) and my thong off with his mouth alone. I found my husband
operation "beaches make me wet" is a go
Is masturbating to pics of your ex on Facebook considered cheating?
You are proof that most things are best left unsaid.
So when we opened his headboard we found a bottle of crisco sitting on top of his porn magazines.
I guess we all know what he was cookin.
all i could think about while he was eating me out was how pretty his eyelashes were
ATTENTION ALL CONTESTANTS OF SLUTFEST 2012 ; not only will we be judging on how many penis you have sucked but also girth and length will be calculated. If you are found lying you will be disqualified. Remember your fellow participants will be rendering the same services to probably the same people. So choose wisely and let the games begin!
It's just weird. It's like Big Bird dating Meg Griffin.
A guy in a banana suit just got the whole bus to participate in a call and response version of Bohemian Rhapsody. HERO
This costume is too restrictive. The priest and I cannot get it on while I am wearing it.
I just got invited to party with a bunch of elderly lesbians I am in no position to offer life advice
Went home last night with a guy in a tutu, didn't know he was wearing a tutu until he threw it at me in the bedroom. God I love Halloween.
I just remember banging him and then at some point I went and took a shower and went and laid in the closet
Dude, he came to our house with a beer can in his hand dressed up in a chicken suit screaming, "free eggs!" then threw up and passed out in the front yard.
So the vodka/tequila mix went down fine but the burp made me cry
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