He ripped my extensions out during sex, not noticing until this morning when he saw them on the floor. I told him they werent mine and he went and threw them in his sister's room.
I wish I could go back in time 3 years and tell my freshman self how easy it is to hook up with freshmen
Sometimes you just need a break, and sometimes you also need to get stoned on these breaks. I sound like some kind of fucked up mr rogers when I say shit like that.
If by "in control" you mean him showing-up to work wasted, calling a customer a "fuckstick," and getting fired on the spot? Then yes, he is.
No, this is a senior booty call. It cannot be ignored.
I refuse to have sex with you and your eBay condoms.
She almost killed me. The shot she handed me had tacks in it. Wtf?!
It's been a year of occasional hook ups....this was bound to happen sometime even with your jank ovary schedule.
I'd say tonight was pretty successful. I rode an iron horse naked and sweet talked myself out of an MIC while wearing a bra filled with four loko.
That basically sounds like the worst party of my life, and I'm including my brother's World of Warcraft themed birthday party.
We were basically fucking on the dance floor. People kept buying us drinks. It really only encouraged us.
Tequila Tuesday.. tonight is the night I defeat the liquor.
I have class at 8:30 and I am not bailing you out of the drunk tank again.
She dated an Australian guy or some dude with an accent. Normal guys don't stand a chance.
CHALLENGE ACCEPTED.
Will exercising make me less horny?
A dozen naked frat boys in squirrel masks just ran by. Welcome to the official start of the holidays.
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