what are you wearing?
Just my guilt
He should be on Bizare Foods after who he ate last night
I had sex with him, and then he gave me a $5 Starbucks gift card. Totally worth it
Do fat girls normaly have fat that look like a penis by their pussy?
What the hell did you do last night?!
he thought he was parachuting out of a plane... talk about a bad trip.
I didn't think I could chip a tooth while giving a blowjob until I met him.
I'm too tired to go all the way tonight, especially if you're going to quote Katy Perry at me during
Post-shopping-cart-scooter-jousting victory fuck?
Btw: some husbands are not impressed by me trying to snap photos of their wives camel toe.
I just want you to know that I am dancing around my apartment by myself singing Taylor Swift into a wine bottle. Do hurry.
Its not that it wasnt fun. Its just I got a tooth knocked out and that was my second time being arrested this year
I snuck out three pillows from the hotel i was rolling so hard. They are like little clouds. I regret nothing.
Speaking of, what are you doing next weekend? I'm going to a rope bondage seminar and may need a partner if my date bails.
Ive decided to see your threat against my life as you flirting
we've dated a week and made out twice. he is taking it slow. but his body is stupid sexy. just want him to stop respecting me and fuck me like a gutter slut. respect me later im not getting younger.
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