i just walked passed a table of guys by myself.. they looked @ me talked and then yelled 7
id pin you as more of an 8
this kid at 40 friday greeted another kid by saying "heeey farmville neighbor"
dude.
yep. needless to say i didn't meet anyone and spent yet another friday night masturbating.
My spanish teacher discovered you can watch spanish music videos on youtube. Guess what were doing in class today? Michael Scott Spanish 101
He managed to tell me he was blind in one eye and convince me to have sex with him in the same conversation. It's love.
She just called to say she can support a full bottle of vodka between "the girls" now. I'm going over, don't try and stop me.
Blood and glitter go together right?
So apparently they remodeled our middle school. Looks like we'll need to find a new roof to play beer pong on this summer.
Sometimes a girl needs 4 shots of whiskey in her diet coke at 5 in the afternoon and i feel no shame in admitting that girl is me
I chose not to drink last night but drinking chose me
It's been two whole weeks and I haven't missed a single class. I deserve 69 blunts.
Ever since I got to LA my dream self has been having sex with way too many rabbi's.
Oh, btw, UPS might come by. Drunk me ordered us $75 worth of gummy airhead starburst type candies. Whatever it is, it'll be delicious.
using my tits for other peoples nudes hit me up business in the making
I promised to leave my panties on but I didn't promise to not have sex
I went with vodka instead of tequila tonight so I make better decisions. Fool proof plan.
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