Pappa wants mamma naked
I need to shower the guilt off of my thighs.
i can't watch a movie tonight dude, im smoking weed
you smoke with your eyes?
So she couldn't stop dragging her teeth while she was blowing me.
Ahh dude, that fucking sucks, what'd you do about it?
Decided to drag my teeth while eating her out... She got the point.
he ate 15 dinner rolls and nothing else. then took a shit in the bathroom came out and blamed it on his dad. i wish i was 8.
my nick name has gotton too long over the years..C.T.P.S.G.F.P.G.......cock tease private school groupie frat party groupie.
Just gave some kid head in the library. Perfect way to end the semester.
well, I yelled "the tribe has spoken!" at a boatload of people and then I walked home alone in the pouring rain at 1:30am. karma really is a bitch, yo.
Got a traffic ticket on the way home.. Literally cost me $171 to give him a blowjob. I swear the officer could smell the cum in my hair.
You slid down the wall and got into the fetal position. He was definitely judging... I was judging....
Where are you on a scale from one to wasted?
Like alphabetically I'd say a v
Tomorrow is my favorite texting day of the year... It's where I send every guy I've had sex with this past year a text saying "happy not a Father's Day" and we laugh and I get so much dick it's wonderful.
Nothing says responsible like taking your birth control with an open bottle of wine you left on your night stand from the night before
he's smothering me... and not in the good, can you move your thigh off my face please?.. way
Do it!! We better have a duck by the time I get home.
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