be a good friend and just tell me i'm not pregnant
Was just shown the photos from a professional photoshoot my aunt had for their dog...not drunk enough for this...
we've started having sober sex
you really do like him
Confirm for me that it's be a bad idea to sleep with the 50 year old that's currently hitting on me?
Are you scared? I basically plan on us looking like giant drunk skittles
Its great. Every time she starts barking i know ive got approximately 37 seconds to hide my gf in the closet and throw some clothes on
So roofie roulette was a success but I'm a little worried that the 2 who got the tainted beer still haven't contacted anyone...
The Vegas crew is in two groups, Team Vodka and Team Fireball. There is no winner in this.
I've officially done it all, fucked a girl wearing a twister board. ABC parties are amazing!
I thought I was smashed last night but the girl trying to pee in the fridge had me beat. True story.
Well, he was my lawyer and now we get drunk and hook up.
That explains the way he looks at you.
he just fucked me for my cheese.
One sec I was having the time of my life, the next I was shitting water
sex on a bike is impossible
challenge accepted
I went next door to get a can opener from them. They opened the door shirtless, asked me if I wanted to a smoke a joint with them. Then decided to make blueberry smoothies. But the yogurt in the blender & the berries, got confused when the berries blended into the yogurt and just kept adding more. Only stopped when we ran out of berries.
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