so evidently yelling "gay" everytime your bf tells you how he feels is cause for breakup. news to me
I took an adderall but just ended up meticulously arranging my farmville for hours
She has an album entitled "my photography", which consists of about 80 different pictures of a tractor that she took on her cell phone. I'm all for freedom of expression, but come on.
I just had sex in a moon bounce. It is all down hill from here.
Just made a makeshift menthol by rolling a listerine strip into a regular cigarette... Poor? Who, me?
its taking every last moral i have not to steal this bike
you still have morals?
Well actually itd just be too hard to ride the bike with this large rake i just stole
He gets you donuts, dinner, and booze consistently, who cares if he's cheating
There is nothing scarier than watching yourself breathe in the mirror while on shrooms.
Day drunk and a can of soup and wine straight from the bottle and alone and on my kitchen floor.
I get a nose bleed and my uncle is automatically giving me the "your doing lines off dashboards again aren't you" look
I told a 250 pound football player I would catch him if he jumped into my arms. And that is how I broke my wrist
Welp, I've officially cried in every Chipotle bathroom in the city. Correlation or causation?
So I sent him a snap of me half naked holding a pie last night.
You don't know how small your school is until you know everyone in the ER on a Friday night.
Basically I will actually need a reindeer pulled sleigh to make it to all the penises in one night.
Randomize