then he goes, "ok, i have to go talk to the girl i'm semi-talking to/dating and see if i'm in trouble" WHAT IS MY LIFE?!
Would you object to my putting the bidet video on my Facebook page? It;s awesome.
I woke up to him trying to put his dick in my mouth. When I asked him what he was doing he said he was trying to make me stop snoring...
That's not ass to mouth..... That a rim job!! Are you telling me she licked your asshole?!
Apparently everytime he put me down to bed I escaped out the window, I faintly recall climbing into the canoe in the back yard, and air paddling.
ok... i just had to be reminded that people in animal costumes were feeding me shots at the bar.
we knew we'd be okay when we walked up to the dealers house and he asked us to please be quiet as to not wake his nana.
The party got hot, we all started raging, took off some clothes, someone threw me in the shower and we all kept raging. Nude Rager, I was there at the point of conception.
I'm just gonna start letting dudes eat it. American idol for my vagina
Couldn't find my swimsuit top anywhere this morning but finally found it in the skimmer of the pool so thats how my night apparently went
There's tequila in my general area. Please pray for me.
Drunk you needs to learn how to call sober me, so sober me can talk your drunk vagina down.
The thing I'm gonna miss about him is his dick.
There was puke outside of my classroom and lecture was half empty. Damn thirsty thursday is intense
You where banging on the wall asking us where we hid the door...you then crawled under the deck thinking you'd be safe. I told you to eat the nachos before the party...I told you.....
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