no one should ever give us hovercrafts
I know I hit you with my car but people express love in different ways. Everyone is different.
If she doesnt understand your inherent need to teabag an emo chick, do you really want to be with her?
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I need you to use more vowels.
Noooo. We thought it would be funny for him to wake up buried in the sand. But we just remembered about the whole high tide thing and it's dark and it's pretty damn hard to find an unconscious head sticking out of the sand. Just help us out
if by "adventure" you actually mean "getting ridiculously high and shaving our legs," then yes.
It's not even like I care. He was cute 30lbs ago and before he fucked that Michael Jackson look alike.
I like the wholesome side of you
I'm so goddamned horny I could use all my pent up energy to tear a redwood out by its roots.
Bitch, he is not your friend and this is not Bravo. Get in this car before you get smacked
Where are you in relation to the mariatchi band?
I don't know what you're doing this morning, but obtaining Plan B is my number-one priority.
I don't think it counts as a booty call at 6:30 pm.
I just want a guy who will spank me, fuck me, then take me to my office xmas party. I'd that too much to ask?
He showed up at 1:10AM covered in mud and vomit, wearing a headband that said victory in Japanese. I WANT PICS.
outside on the street drinkin, walked into a random house and asked to pee, some kid hands me a beer and says i have to chug it first
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