Plan A DEFINITELY worked... Go with me to get Plan B??
and in the morning, while we were eating breakfast, she was all " i think someone sneezed into my shirt..." she'll never know.
it always starts out as a suggestion then three hours later I have cum in my eye.
You broke out your mechano set and told us you were gonna "build us a beer machine" and 5 min later you were fast asleep
The best thing he's ever done for me was comment on my profile picture saying "hello boner"
Changed my mind. Wearing a dress. Casual, with a side of breasts.
I dont know how to say this. But the hottest girl where im at has one arm.
hi sober isdnt real. this is a mass rtoomate taext i thing. bye
AMAZING.
If she makes a move, pretend to have a seizure.
I paid your cover too so you're on the list as tits mcgee. You're welcome :D
we're stoned watching those roller coaster simulators w our hands up screaming on our couch
I was tied up in bed before noon, the rest of the day can go to hell.
They just keep looking funny at me. No one has attempted to tell me that I don't make sense though so maybe they're all way more high than I am.
I fully support your bad decision but I do not approve of your unironic use of the word yolo
It true. It written in the Bible.
Yes I remember that, right next to the passage where jesus said unto his disciples, pop molly, fuck bitches amen
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