Regardless of the degree, it's probably not good to relate so closely to the Steve-O documentary.
My teachers should feel privileged to see me this morning, after the amount of alcohol I consumed last night.
I rarely go in there. Unless it's for mini cadbury eggs and whiskey.
What color are my eyes?
Ummmm... 34 C?
I dunno. Last time I went there I had got sexually propositioned by a Belgian prince.
she chugged a bowl of salsa and then gave my ferret weight loss tips. she's like my fucking spirit animal now
a pansexual with facepaint started fucking a tall black girl on the bed i was sitting on so im going to mcdonalds
Someone just walked into the bar with a pillow
I don't know whether to judge him or give him a high five
OMG BTW REMEMBER HOW HE ORDERED PIZZA THAT ONE TIME WE HOOKED UP. APPARENTLY HE WAS HANDING IT OUT TO PEOPLE WHO LIVE IN MY BUILDING AS HE WAS LEAVING
My gut feeling that we had reached a new level of intimacy last night was confirmed early this morning when you sleep farted on penis.
Whenever I have a bad day I just look at the negetive pregnancy test I keep in my purse and remind myself things could be alot worse.
Gotta love college... Pregamed for my 8:30 flight home this morning and gave the flight attendants all high fives when I got on the plane. Best ride of my life.
So it turns out high me is very efficient. I set 5 alarms to remind me to do things, i made mac and cheese, and i wrote a poem. I'm going places.
Ran into my FWB on my walk of shame and went back to her place. Even my walk of shames are awesome!!!
So, I need to know. Why did you spraypaint your underwear gold?
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