i may or may not have been spotted by tourists while getting head in the vicinity of the jefferson memorial
let me know it goes. try not to get bit. and if you can, get someone to videotape it.
i would totally change schools right now just to be that new girl everyone wants
All was going smooth until he pulled a condom out of his collection he kept in a Cheesy Gordita Crunch Box from Taco Bell.
If everything I've heard is true, then she's lost her virginity three times
No amount of marijuana is enough to justify blood on my ceiling
You were fucking on a porch at a party, not much privacy should be expected
I may or may not have just sent the bartender a pic of me in my slutty cheerleader costume with the caption "rah rah ree, gimme yo d"
We would have taken you home with us, but you were outside the bar measuring a randoms stream of piss by walking along side it... you said you were only at 32 feet and it still had a couple of grooves to hit.
Bobbing for jello shots in a bucket of long island. Fast track to alcohol poisoning.
I was less embarrassed asking him to torrent the teen mom's porn. I'm not gonna ask him to about season 4 of PLL.
See, I'm just thinking of how...angular my room is. You probably would have sustained brain damage
It was a "have 911 on speed dial" kinda night
I shouldn't be allowed to be in america for NYE... or any major holiday for that matter
Well the cops were called after the kid fell, but we saw 4 cute guys from our window while it was going down, so it wasn't all that bad.
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