did you know delaware is a STATE? HOLY CRAP! i didn't till i was hitting on this chick and asked her when she said she was from delaware, which state that was in. crazyness
There's a sign at Bashas for 30% off of 6 bottles of wine in Friday. That seems like a personal challenge.
i'm going to look back at this as the time of my life when i casually dated that autistic guy
Okay wait let me power puke and then we can go dancing
Our innocent game of 'Duck, duck, booze.' ended up not being so innocent
He said I kept trying to give him directions back to my house in Rhode Island, and that I started crying when he told me I live in Phoenix.
I AM CRUING IT IS 93:2 AM AND I AM CYGIN INT BED
I say this as a friend, you would make a SPECTACULAR crossdresser
I swear, the cow we tried to tip tried to eat me. and all I could think was, oh how the tables have turned. worst trip ever
I was going to do a cardio thing but then tacos.
I am stoned, not wearing a bra, and a woman. There is no way in fuck I am getting on a fucking bus.
You have to give it to him that he fucked me out of the dull weekdays.
I just want to see his penis in the light. Is that a crime?
I left the party 20 min ago..just thought i would tell you so you wouldnt think i fell in the lake again
Things change once you put a ring on it. 5 years ago if I had morning wood she would have gone nympho on that. Now I am just lucky if she touches it rolling when we sleep.
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