I'm drive I can fine osifer
i just remembered that i beat off next to you while we were naked and passed out next to each other after last night... No Homo
If its allowed to Tornado at 830am then Im allowed to have a beer and a cigarette at 830am
triple team girl just facebook chatted me. do i tell her i had a nice time?
You're fine
I'm hiding in my chest because my walls smell weird. I'm not fine.
Are you having sex right now? Or is the apt just swaying rhythmically on its own? Either way, awesome.
All I've eaten today is cookie dough, pecan pie and three shots of jack. Finals week here I come.
I already googled the effects of Molly with my antibiotics, I should be fine.
Why is there even a knowledge base for that?!
I feel so much better about my break up knowing that he's having his 26th birthday at Rollar kingdom\n
He came on my pillow pet. That's unacceptable. I hate boys.
just chugging fertility tea and vodka, no big deal.
you didnt realize it, but you puked in the bushes in front of a church and yelled "GOD IS DEAD"
Do you think they'll deliver pizza to my mouth
I think you might be the first man ever to describe getting a blowjob as "neat"
Girl you're stalking so hard you're gonna know both their social security numbers soon
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