Please advise as to how precisely ashamed I should be if I just became sexually aroused by a Harry Potter and the Half Blood Prince preview
if reincarnation is for serious, i better be a guy in my next life
with a huge shlong
massive. i wanna make bitches cry
Dude, she knew her leg was on fire and she kept dancing. Bad-fucking-ass.
the australian girl literally just drank an entire pitcher of beer in about twenty seconds. i want to go to there.
Part of my whole not being a slut anymore involves not giving other peoples boyfriends blowjobs
She somehow inhaled a tack last night, she's having surgery today.
im not 100% but im pretty sure at some point i was rubbing ur bf's beard telling him how magnificient i thought it was
at what point did you think saran wrap was a better alternative to shoes?
Would it be in bad taste to ask Marky Mark to sign the vibrator I named after him?
We ended up sleeping in the emergency room for safety (you know, well lit, cameras..) and then an ambulance drove us to the train station around 4am. great last night in australia.
nothing like a walk of shame in front of a cnn news crew to start the morning off right
James this is colleen. This is my new number. You just texted my grandma about getting cockblocked. Congratulations.
I literally just biked home like I was on the last leg about to win the tour du France. Fuck diarrhea
The hair on my legs is officially flapping in the breeze when I walk. I must say, being single does have perks and this is one of them.
I am so stoned. And there are so many white people in this Jack in the Box.
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