Ninja stars and alcohol are a bad combo
So I've been drinking and I told the bf about the gf he almost fell of his chair
Okay, thats embarrasing even by my standards and I've thrown up while wearing a viking hat. just a viking hat.
It's sad the highlight of the night was you didn't electrocute yourself again.
So after I was tied with a feather boa he left me there with KFC and cherry coke
thanks for celebrating my birthday so severely 2 years ago. i just found your hospital discharge papers in my closet.
anything for my little brother.
Think worst case scenario and then dress sluttier
do you know how ratchet you have to be to get kicked out of a drag club on Halloween weekend??
I fell asleep while studying last night and woke up smelling like whiskey and sex... words can not describe how confused I am
I woke up in a toga after going to a Hawaiian party. I don't even know.
I miss you, too. It's hard to sleep without anything licking my head.
Yeah well, last time I said I wasn't having a big night I was being strangled in somebody's spare bed
Don't come back. They don't have pants.
Oh god.
God has nothing to do with this.
I know... It's stupid... It's like, I have sex with his brother and bestfriend ONE time....
grapes are the best munchies food ever cuz like the juice explodes in my mouth and my mouth gets all relieved of dryness. and the skin of the grape is like the food. and theres so many grapes!
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