awww and there was just a proposal on stage with the pussycat dolls !!!!!
Did someone propose they get off the stage?
He looked like the mexican version of Steve Carrell with a unibrow.
Do you have any cake mix? I kind of need to make a "im sorry i drank all your parents tequila, threw up all over your floor and slept with you boyfriend" cake.
he likes ron paul.... that's all i'm going to say....
Hairspray is covering 85% of my body. Help.
Wait until you see the roof.
Heading to the gym, the one that guy said he goes to. Already checked online, his class is at 5. And no, this isn't too much after meeting him last night. Stop judging me,
The bet was for naked jumping jacks. And it back fired, she just laughed at all the slapping noise.
Taking my underwear off at work was one of my better decisions this weekend
Then, she put flavored warming oil on my dick and was amazed when something she bought FROM SPENCER'S almost burned my dick off.
My brother just text me asking if I was ready for the blowjob of my life.
$150 and 3 orgasms. Dogsitting is awesome.
Successfully defrauded the county government. What have you done today?
After we banged he volunteered to ducksit while I went to work. I think that's true love.
someone at the bars was yelling at the bouncer to let him in because he "just passed through the 7 levels of the candy cane forrest" soulmate?
go meet him and give him your number.
I made a powerpoint to trip to.
you are so studious.
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