Proposition. Sex. No words, no talking about it later. I just want you tonight.
she definitely blew him on the riverbank, some lady floated past and said "have some pride honey", amazingly awkward
the igloo is complete. bring your weed and the hat with the floppy ears
Lesbian sex in an alleyway drunk.
I was freaked out. No man over 50 is allowed to touch me. Ever. Unless you're Michael Bolton. Then please do.
Being high is an amazing excuse. I was using him for the potential of a beret, come on. I'd do that sober.
how many dildos make it a "collection?"
Your biggest crisis right now is that you can't decide whether to keep hooking up with AN NFL PLAYER or try to rekindle your relationship with your ex. You are a walking white girl problem.
I want to wear Christmas sweaters with you.
"I made out with someone too, but then he tried to fuck and I played dead"
i liked you for your lack of ambition and abundance of weed
Also, your girlfriend apologized to me about yesterday. That was nice of the cunt.
And then the night went full on bisexual.
this weekend took five years off my life and what was left of my dignity
Next time I say "i forgot to eat dinner, oh well" before drinking STRAP ME TO A CHAIR AND FORCE FEED ME BEFORE ALLOWING ME TO CONSUME BOOZE
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